Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 Movie Review

...well, it looks like the amazon link shortener isn't working today.ANYWAY! Halloween 2 was Rob Zombie's follow up to the 2007 Halloween. Similarly, it's written and directed by Rob Zombie, his wife plays a major (blog) role in this one, arguably moreso than the first, and everyone in Haddonfield is an irredeemable jerk who gets what's coming to

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Rogue One Movie Review

The 8th movie in the Star Wars series.. or 9th, if you count the holiday special, is not an episode! Or is episode 3 and a half. Either way, it is the film version of the text from the original movie, where rebels steal the plans to the Death Star. Of course, the text left (blog) out that part about the ninja and the (click article) supernukes...

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We likee Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

Jurassic World's Dominion is probably the most disappointing film I've ever watched, even though I've watched plenty of negative films as a critic. The Jurassic World: Dominion, the third entry in the Jurassic World trilogy, and the sixth film in Jurassic Park as a series didn't live up to the hype. The film's inevitable inability to make an impres

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I couldn't handle Hatchet 3 (2013)

Hatchet 3 was the horror film of the Hatchet trilogy. It follows the ongoing adventures of Victor Crowley's adventures through Louisiana's Honey Island Swamp, as well as his brutal murderous rampage. Kane Hodder plays Victor Crowley and Brian Quinn is Deputy Winslow. Rileah Vanderbilt plays Misty. Its use of special effects is the primary fe

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Decker Shado Skinned Deep (2004) movie review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, but it's about a mid

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